Veena Malik's July 28 release, Daal Mein Kuch Kaala Hai has generated its first salacious headline. Of course. The headline alleges that Veena has posed 'topless for a B-grade film'. This is totally unheard of, as no Bollywood struggler has ever been shot with their top off, or like, a really wet top, or with no top but some fruit. Oh wait, that would be all of them. Including Shahid Kapoor in his young days, a picture that must be revered for all times to come. However, we must remember that the graphics guys probably Photoshopped Veena's top off. She had no idea this is what the poster would look like.

The DMKKH trailer is totally worth a look too, because you can't really tell if this is an engagement video from the '80s or an actual legit movie. Good work, cinematographer Lollypop! As the trailer wears on, we see some madcap money-chasing going on, as well as people we had long-forgotten. Jackie Shroff, Anand Balraj, who has not only directed the film, but also acts in it. We best remember him as Debu in Ram Lakhan - what's your first Anand Balraj memory? Shakti Kapoor stars in DMKKH as well, although Crime Master Gogo may be out of sight, but never out of mind.

DMKKH is the story of a Bollywood starlet who is 'overambitious'. The IMDb page is kind of useless, but the starlet is being wooed by a Mr Dabu, whom we are guessing is Balraj himself, and embarks upon a roadtrip with her admirer when he wins the lottery. They end up in a palace haunted by an angel who sets all these materialistic beasts straight by doppelgangering for the starlet.