One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows of her car. The blonde was now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asked her what was so funny.
The blonde giggled and replied, ‘When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!’
For your information
1 Donald Duck is a white anthropomorphic duck with a yellow-orange bill, legs, and feet.
2 He usually wears a sailor shirt, cap, and a red or black bowtie, but no pants.
3 Donald Duck wears pant when he goes swimming.
4 Donald’s most famous trait is his easily provoked and occasionally explosive temper.
5 Donald’s full name is Donald Fauntleroy Duck.
6 Donald is the uncle of the triplets Huey, Dewey and Louie.
7 Donald’s birthday is officially recognised as June 9, 1934, the day his debut film, The Wise Little Hen, was released.
8 In the film The Three Caballeros in 1944, Donald’s birthday is given as simply “Friday the 13th”, which is in reference to the bad luck he experiences in almost all his cartoon appearances.
9 In the Donald’s Happy Birthday, his birthday is March 13.
10 Donald’s voice is one of the most identifiable voices in all of animation.
11 The voiceover of Donald was performed by Clarence ‘Ducky’ Nash, a voice actor, up to 1983.
12 Since 1985, Donald has been voiced by Tony Anselmo, who was trained by Nash for the role.
An extremely loyal fan
There was a Packers fan with a really bad seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself ‘what a waste’ he made his way down to the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, ‘Is this seat taken?’ The man replied, ‘This was my wife’s seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan.’ The fan said, ‘I’m so sorry to hear of your loss, but why didn’t you give the ticket to a friend or a relative?’
The man replied, ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
She’s new to football
A guy took his friend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
‘I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,’ she said.
‘What do you mean?’ he asked.
‘Well, everyone kept yelling, “Get the quarter back!”’
Loud, mad, or sad
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, ‘How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?’
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, ‘A basketball coach?’